Nothing good happens before caw-fee. This funny crow tee is for the people who wake up tired, caffeinate aggressively, and spend the rest of the morning barely tolerating humanity. Loud opinions. Dark energy. Zero interest in pretending to be cheerful before the first cup kicks in.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny coffee humor with strong chaotic bird energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for early-morning survival
• A vintage-style graphic tee for caffeine-powered introverts
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit / Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Coffee addicts and reluctant morning people
• Crow lovers and collectors of weird bird energy
• Anyone who communicates mostly through caffeine and side-eyes

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