Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. This isn’t a children’s book. It’s a survival tip on a t-shirt. Horns aren’t decorative, gravity is undefeated, and regret comes standard. If you look at a mythical warhorse with a face spike and think, “Yeah, I can clear that,” you deserve the life lesson that follows. Stretch first. Update your will. Or better yet—just don’t try it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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