“I Was Told There Would Be No Math.” The most reasonable expectation ever shattered by reality. This funny sarcastic t-shirt is for people who chose their career, hobbies, and life decisions specifically to avoid calculations—only to discover that numbers have a way of showing up anyway. Whether it's budgets, percentages or spreadsheets, or this shirt lets everyone know where you stand: firmly on the side of not doing that.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny anti-math humor that never gets old
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday avoidance
• A graphic tee that doubles as a disclaimer and a boundary
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• People who reach for a calculator to split a dinner bill
• The friend who immediately volunteers someone else to do the math
• Anyone who believes numbers should stay in their lane

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