Chaos? Drama? Other people’s questionable life choices? Hard pass. The “Not My Circus. Not My Monkeys.” tee is for anyone who has finally mastered the art of minding their own business and protecting their peace. Some situations deserve your attention. Most deserve a slow step backward and a firm commitment to staying uninvolved.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny sarcastic humor with elite boundary-setting energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday peacekeeping
• A graphic tee that politely declines responsibility for other people’s nonsense
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who’s done being the problem-solver for everyone else
• Introverts, peace-protectors, and drama avoiders
• Anyone who has learned that not every fire needs their bucket

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