“Please Don’t Perceive Me.” A simple request from both introverts and ancient unidentified lake creatures alike. This funny cryptid t-shirt combines socially exhausted energy with legendary levels of avoidance. Calm, mysterious, and actively avoiding attention, it’s basically the official uniform of wanting to exist peacefully without being observed.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny introvert humor with perfect cryptid energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for low-visibility living
• A sarcastic graphic tee that quietly asks everyone to back up a little
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  
• Side-seamed construction
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Introverts and socially exhausted humans
• Loch Ness Monster believers and cryptid fans
• Anyone trying to move through life unnoticed

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