“Mark me down as a maybe.” The universal language of people who already know the answer is no… but don’t feel like explaining it. This tee is for mastering the art of staying technically open while fully planning to stay home. It says just enough to be polite—and absolutely nothing you can be held accountable for.

Why you’ll love it:

• Peak non-committal energy in one sentence
• Soft, comfortable fit for plans you won’t attend
• Lets you sound agreeable without actually agreeing
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who’s always a “maybe” (and never shows)
• Chronic plan dodgers and last-minute cancelers
• Anyone who prefers options over obligations

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