For the days when subtle hints, deep breaths, and basic patience have officially stopped working. The “Shut Your Pie Hole” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt that skips the polite approach and gets straight to the point. Loud, blunt, and just ridiculous enough to somehow make it acceptable.

Why you’ll love it:

• Classic sarcastic humor with maximum attitude
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday annoyance
• A graphic tee that says what you’re thinking before you do
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend with zero tolerance for nonsense
• Anyone overstimulated by other people lately
• Fans of funny sarcastic t-shirts with old-school energy

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