“It’s a long way to the pot if you want to sit and scroll.” A gentle reminder that what should’ve been a quick trip has turned into a full-blown session. This tee is for those who treat the bathroom like a second office—no rush, no urgency, just vibes and questionable time management. Your body’s ready to move on. Your phone says otherwise.

Why you’ll love it:

• Painfully relatable (you know exactly who you are)
• Soft, comfortable fit for extended… stays
• Just subtle enough to get laughs, bold enough to get called out
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who disappears for 20 minutes minimum
• Anyone who brings their phone every single time
• People who consider scrolling a scheduled activity

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