It's not your problem! For when someone tries to hand you a problem like it belongs to you. The “Sounds like an issue, not an ishme.” tee is your go-to response—clear, calm, and absolutely not taking ownership. It’s polite enough to wear anywhere, sharp enough to land exactly how it should, and comfortable enough for a full day of not getting involved.

Why you’ll love it:

• Says what you’re thinking without you having to say it
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday boundary setting
• Subtle delivery with just enough bite to make it stick
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who refuses to absorb other people’s problems
• Coworkers who’ve mastered “not my job” energy
• Anyone done volunteering for stress they didn’t sign up for

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