“Sounds Like an Issue, Not an Ishme.” A masterclass in boundaries, accountability, and staying out of problems you didn't create. This tee is for people who've learned that not every crisis requires their involvement, not every complaint needs a solution, and not every mess deserves their energy. Helpful? Sometimes. Volunteering for unnecessary drama? Absolutely not.

Why you’ll love it:

• Clever wordplay with strong boundary-setting energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday peace preservation
• A graphic tee that politely declines responsibility for other people's nonsense
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who's done being everyone's unpaid therapist
• Introverts, observers, and professional non-participants
• Anyone who's mastered the art of saying, “Good luck with that” and moving on

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