“When Pigs Fly.” Some guys love making plans. Other guys love finding reasons not to go. This funny antisocial t-shirt for men is for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who considers staying home a perfectly acceptable weekend activity. Featuring a flying pig and a sarcastic take on RSVP etiquette, this tee makes your feelings about parties, social gatherings, and unwanted invitations pretty clear. Because “I'll be there when pigs fly” sounds a whole lot nicer than “I'd rather eat drywall.”

Why you’ll love it:

• Clever flying pig humor for guys who'd rather stay home

• A funny, sarcastic way to decline invitations without saying a word

• A comfortable everyday tee for introverts, homebodies, and reluctant socializers

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Perfect gift for:

• Introverted men, homebodies, and chronic plan cancelers

• Guys who consider a weekend with no plans a personal achievement

• Anyone searching for a funny antisocial t-shirt for men, introvert shirt, RSVP humor tee, or sarcastic graphic t-shirt

• Fans of sarcastic humor

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