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Who Ties Your Shoes? – Men's/Unisex T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
“Who Ties Your Shoes?” Not technically an insult. More of a genuine concern about how you’ve made it this far unsupervised. This sarcastic t-shirt delivers an old-school smart-ass comeback with a straight face—perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, clever insults, and questions that probably shouldn’t be answered out loud.
Why you’ll love it:
- Classic smart-ass humor with a subtle insult
- Soft, comfortable fit for everyday sarcasm
- A funny saying tee that lets people figure out the insult themselves
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Perfect gift for:
- Fans of dry humor, snark, and clever comebacks
- The friend who always has something smart to say
- Anyone searching for a funny sarcastic shirt, smart-ass t-shirt, witty insult tee, snarky graphic shirt, or funny saying t-shirt
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |