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Who Ties Your Shoes? – T-Shirt – Black

Who Ties Your Shoes? – Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

$25.97 USD
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“Who Ties Your Shoes?” Not technically an insult. More of a genuine concern about how you’ve made it this far unsupervised. This sarcastic t-shirt delivers an old-school smart-ass comeback with a straight face—perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, clever insults, and questions that probably shouldn’t be answered out loud.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Classic smart-ass humor with a subtle insult
  • Soft, comfortable fit for everyday sarcasm
  • A funny saying tee that lets people figure out the insult themselves
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Perfect gift for:

  • Fans of dry humor, snark, and clever comebacks
  • The friend who always has something smart to say
  • Anyone searching for a funny sarcastic shirt, smart-ass t-shirt, witty insult tee, snarky graphic shirt, or funny saying t-shirt

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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